Noooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo.
Ummmm, so yeah, as with all my reviews, there’s spoilers here. If you’ve not seen Day 4 yet, you’re almost certainly going to regret reading this.
What was really nice, was when I logged into Twitter last night, two of the highest trending topics were “Torchwood” and “Ianto”. It really helped underline just how popular this season has been so far.
After Torchwood being blown up and forced on the run, and then Day 3′s introduction of the 456, it was time for Torchwood to remind everyone that they were there.
“You and who’s army?”
“Torchwood.”
That was a great moment. The cabinet scenes had been genuinely chilling to watch, with the politicians more interested in how they could spin the loss of 10% of the country’s children to the public and save face, than coming up with any alternative solutions. Facing facts, the 456 had already proven twice they couldn’t be trusted, first by returning despite the initial deal, and secondly when they told everyone about visiting Britain before. Yet, the cabinet never even considered this.
These were scenes that have probably only gained weight in light of the recent expenses scandal.
As the politicians became more and more uncomfortable to watch, it just made the punch-the-air moment of Torchwood saying “No. You will not do this.” even greater. And with that footage still stashed on a laptop in Rhys’ safekeeping, it’ll be interesting to see what Jack does with it. Will he just release it anyway? Use it to gain leverage over a government that ordered Torchwood destroyed? Use it to force a group of self-interested politicians out of office? Or will he decide that the footage is better off buried? While discussion on this episode will inevitably focus on what happened next, these cabinet scenes were for me the real highpoint of the episode.
And so, Jack and co swoop in to save the day. And its not long before he’s confronting the 456. Except it becomes quickly obvious that Jack doesn’t really seem to have a concrete plan to deal with the threat. He doesn’t really have much he can threaten them with, beyond a mob with pitchforks and torches, and its a bluff that backfires on him in the worst way.
To an extent, Jack’s bluff really surprised me. The minute he started talking about humanity taking arms against the 456, my immediate thought was “is that it?”. Obviously with the Hub destroyed, any real power Jack had is gone, and even so he doesn’t really know enough about the 456 to know how to stop them. Jack’s ultimatum was very reminiscent of the kind of thing the Doctor would do, however with the Doctor its usually more “Leave or I’ll stop you”. There’s a confidence in his abilities and experience as a Time Lord, that the threat of a planet full of humans just can’t replicate, and its no surprise its laughed off by the 456.
And so to prove how much of a joke the 456 think they are, they wipe out everyone in Thames House. A virus is released that kills everyone, which sadly included Ianto. Its a loss that’s even more powerful for the smarter writing this year. If Ianto had died last year, it would’ve been sad, as it was the loss of a good character, however this year, they’ve really built up his relationship with Jack, and portrayed them more and more as a proper couple. Ianto’s final fear that Jack will live so long he’ll eventually forget him is moving stuff.
If there’s one thing that’s abundantly clear from the last two seasons of Torchwood, its that no one is safe. Just because you’re in the main credits doesn’t mean you’ll be back next year. I had presumed that with the cast reduced this year, the focus would be more on building the team back up, however they’ve done exactly the opposite. Lois has obviously been introduced as a new team member, however realistically, when you think about her skillset, its obvious the job she’d fill would be Ianto’s.
And so tonight we’ll have the finale. At this point, its hard to see how exactly things will be resolved. Torchwood desperately need to figure out something about these aliens to give them the edge they need, but they’ve also got to do so before the Government turn over the kids.